"If you hit a deer with your car, or see someone hit a deer, you should take the deer. Don't call the cops. The cops will just wait until you leave, then strangle or kick the deer and take it home. You take it first. You'll have a better Thanksgiving."
"By the way, you know what a deer looks like, right? A donkey is not a deer."
Why Poetry - Matthew Zapruder - Hardcover
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